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Dangerous Clown Shortage Threatening America!

Send in the clowns. No, seriously!

It’s a sad time in American history to have to break such heart-wrenching news. Whether you’re a fan of Bozo, Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, this will surely affect you deeply.

Young clown students are no longer reaching out for jobs, and as existing clowns are getting older, it’s creating a dangerous shortage of clowns in America.

As much as I’d like to blame Obama’s economy for this, I have to admit that his administration has actually provided the country with more clowns than I’ve ever seen in my lifetime, so it’s difficult to fault him.

Here’s how the treacherous situation is affecting Cleveland:


Matt Fox

Senior Editor

Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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