“I Have a Bomb In My A*s”: Things Not to Say in an Airport

Whew, that would have really rectum.

“Do I need to drop my pants as well? I have a bomb in my ass.”

Those were the words of one man walking through a security checkpoint at Terminal 3 inside the Beijing Capital International Airport this week.

He didn’t actually have a bomb, but rather, he was in a rush and was frustrated about the slow-moving line and the fact that he was being asked to remove his shoes.

Unfortunately, as a safety precaution, the man then had to subject himself to the exact type of body cavity search that he was trying to avoid in the first place.

Well, that escalated quickly. Still, he’s lucky he didn’t face any real charges.

A helpful tip for air travelers: sarcasm is not recommended at most airports worldwide.


Matt Fox

Senior Editor

Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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