To quote our Vice President, “This is a big f***ing deal,” man!
Indeed it is, as a newly discovered “dwarf planet” (basically, a planet-like object) has been nicknamed “Biden.” Its official designation is actually 2012 VP-113, but astronomers much prefer to call it “Biden.” And given the track record of our goofy “Uncle Joe,” who wouldn’t?
According to USA Today, “Scientists hope that “Biden” can provide new clues about how the solar system was formed.” I guess Planet Biden is no longer just a state of mind.
No word yet on whether the new planet is as crazy as the things that spew forth from the real Biden’s mouth, or whether its terrain was formed from the remains of gigantic hair plugs. But “God love ya!” Perhaps someday we can send our Biden up there on a one-way trip to visit his namesake.
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