And now, in the “Why didn’t I think of that?” department, an idea so simple that it’s a wonder we haven’t seen them in every American household already:
Glow-In-The-Dark toilet seats!
Anyone who’s ever tripped their way to the bathroom in the middle of the night knows why this product is an absolute must-have for adults and children alike. It comes with dual LED lights to help guide you to the toilet, as well as a “task light” when the lid is up, to ensure that you don’t “miss.” And best of all, the battery power is specifically activated at night, so it’s not consuming juice all day (it will last around 7 months on four AA batteries). It’s also easily detachable for cleaning purposes, and the lights are specifically designed to be bright enough for you to see in the dark without fully waking you up. Gone are the days of having to turn those bright bathroom lights on in the middle of the night just to ensure safety.
Ah, science. It’s so wonderful to see our great country filled to the brim with Shark Tank-inspired inventors of all stripes. Did I mention that scientists just invented Glow-In-The-Dark pigs by injecting them with Jellyfish DNA?
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