Great News! Vladimir Putin is Officially Single Again

Who will win Vlad's heart?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAsuVUZ9i5w

Oh, boy! The Kremlin is confirming that Russian President Vladimir Putin’s divorce from wife Lyudmila has now been finalized…and that means Vlad is a bachelor once again!

If you are interested in dating him, you might be pleased to know that he enjoys:

  • riding horses while topless
  • his 4 yachts, 58 aircraft and 20 homes
  • judo
  • swimming in ice-cold water
  • invading foreign countries
  • laughing at Obama as he invades said countries

So what are you waiting for, ladies? Go get some KGB love, pronto!

 


Matt Fox

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Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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