Pro tip: John Hancock didn’t sign the Constitution pic.twitter.com/qFQ2oYFmKa
— JustinGreen∞ (@JGreenDC) April 9, 2014
Dear Rolling Stone editors,
There’s one problem with your latest cover:
John Hancock did not sign the Constitution. He signed the Declaration of Independence. I know, history is hard, but perhaps you should have some adults take a second look before going to press.
Possible excuses Jann Wenner and boys will use to cover their buffoonery:
1. “We were being ironic” (whatever the hell that means)
2. “This was a subtle test to see who would spot it first.” Answer: the grown ups.
3. “It’s artistic license,” (which means, artists get a pass on stupidity)
Hunter Thompson’s ghost just sent word that you are all too ignorant to live and should go back to your mother’s basements where you belong.
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