Terrible News: Elizabeth Warren Isn’t Running for President

We're all heartbroken

Wow, what a bombshell for this Massachusetts senator to drop on us while everyone was distracted by Easter festivities: Elizabeth Warren insists that she is not–I repeat, NOT–running for president!

Well, thank heavens that’s cleared up. Incidentally, no politician to my knowledge has ever changed their mind about running after making such a denial. Not even this dude:

The senator also proclaimed in her ABC News interview that “Hillary Clinton is terrific,” which is a quote I’ve never heard uttered by any Democrat before.

This is real blockbuster stuff–am I right, guys? The next thing you know, she’ll be telling us she’s not actually a Native American!

Elizabeth Warren: breaking news, breaking hearts.


Matt Fox

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Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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