America really has a drug problem. Pot is getting more legal all the time. There are all kinds of drugs flooding across the border. I’m telling you what; if pot really is a gateway drug to harder drugs you can count me out. I’ll stick to barley and hops. Here’s a little nugget from Denver and yet another reason to avoid meth!
I recently wrote a piece about a woman who hid a little pistol in her vagina. It was pretty funny about all the things that shouldn’t go in that part of a female’s anatomy. It was all laughs. I never thought I’d be writing this piece as a follow-up.
Apparently, a 32-year-old man named Isaac Vigil had been smoking meth for three days. I’ve never done meth even for one day, but I imagine by the third day you’re pretty much a driveling, zombie-like mess. Here’s what happened. Ole Isaac, the meth addict, gets spotted by a cop smoking a little Christina (yeah I looked that up). The cop arrests Isaac and searches him and calls for back up.
Isaac is getting pretty agitated. I would assume so, after three days of meth use followed by handcuffing and being put in the back of a squad car. Isaac is extremely agitated, but that’s only the half of it. Some other cops show up and Isaac suddenly opens fire on them from the back of the cop car. The cops return fire and Isaac is shot in the gut ending his dreams of escape, but he lives. The cops are stunned, how did Isaac get a gun in the cop car after being searched?
Wait for it….wait for it…he had a gun up his rear end. Oh yeah, all the way in. Talk about a hideaway holster! Boom!
The gun was a 25 caliber Raven ACP, which is a small gun, but not that small! I guess if you’re on your third day of a binge you can pretty much drive a truck up your butt and not feel it! So how did he get it out handcuffed? I bet he crapped his pants to expel it. I know that’s gross, but how else? Then he fishes around in his underwear to grab the soiled but very loaded weapon and opens fire. Only in America folks.
Isaac got two shots off with his ‘butt gun’ before being shot for the effort. Now he faces attempted murder charges, as well as, the much lesser drug charges he would’ve faced. Isaac is going to spend some serious time in prison. I’m not sure if he has much to worry about with a rear cavity like his, prison should be no problem!
Hey kids. If you don’t want to end up on a three-day binge and crap a gun out your rear and shoot at a cop, don’t do drugs. This is just another reason not to do meth!
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