Introducing “Biggie.” He’s not quite notorious, but Christopher Mitchell, also known as “Fat Boy,” was busted by Florida cops for…wait for it…not wearing a seat belt. Mind you, Mitchell weighs 450 pounds, and as he explained to authorities, he’s actually too large to physically fit the belt around his enormous body.
But while speaking to “Biggie” about his belt, officers noticed that the large man seemed quite a bit nervous. And, in a moment that escalated rather quickly, they soon called out the sniffer dogs. That’s when drugs were found…and in a rather unusual location. Yes indeed, it turned out “Fat Boy” was hiding weed underneath a large roll of his stomach fat. Ironically, Mitchell’s passenger, Keithian Roberts, was carrying cocaine…which begs certain questions about what the conversation sounded like during those panicked moments when the two associates opted to hide the ganja in his fat roll rather than the coke.
Police also found a handgun in the vehicle, as well as $7,000 hidden in another bizarre location: a tube sock. Sounds like “Biggie” has all of his hiding places down pat. Now if he could only find his car keys…
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