Does Bubba have a busty blonde on the side? According to Ronald Kessler, yes.
In Kessler’s upcoming book, “The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal the Hidden Lives of Presidents,” scheduled for an August 5th release, consider the beans spilled. Kessler reveals that Slick Willy has himself a “buxom blonde mistress” who comes to visit him so often that his Secret Service detail has given her an unofficial code name.
That code name: “Energizer.” You know, like the pink bunny.
According to Kessler, whenever Hillary Clinton isn’t at their home in Chappaqua, that’s when “Energizer” rewards Bubba with a visit…and likely a whole lot more.
You’ll recall that the book’s author is the same Ronald Kessler who broke the story about Secret Service agents in Cartagena, Columbia, who may have put President Obama in jeopardy by hiring prostitutes. Kessler’s reporting has generally been spot-on.
According to excerpts described in Page Six of The New York Post, normal protocols are rarely followed when “Energizer” is in town. She often arrives at The Clintons’ home in her SUV, mere MOMENTS after Hillary has left the house.
Kessler quoted a supervisor who described the training of a new agent on Bill’s detail: “You don’t stop her, you don’t approach her, you just let her go in.”
“Energizer” is described as a “charming” and “friendly” girl who sometimes brings cookies for the Secret Service agents. Additionally, her chest happens to be hard to ignore. According to one of the agents:
“It was a warm day, and she was wearing a low-cut tank top, and as she leaned over, her breasts were very exposed. They appeared to be very perky and very new and full…There was no doubt in my mind they were enhanced.”
Kessler’s book describes how Bill’s Secret Service agents rely heavily on Hillary’s Secret Service agents to let them know when the former First Lady is on her way home. That way, The Comeback Kid can escort “Energizer” out of his pad…and, you know, clean up any unfortunate stains left behind. Kessler even goes into detail about one incident in which that heads-up warning came too late, nearly resulting in a “Billary” showdown one can only imagine, after agents almost didn’t get Bubba’s mattress mistress off of the property in time.
Additionally, Hillary is described as being routinely rude to her own Secret Service agents. “Because she is so nasty to agents and hostile to law enforcement officers and military officers in general, agents consider being assigned to her detail a form of punishment,” Kessler says. Yikes. She’d better hope her guys are willing to go all the way in taking the bullet for her if need be.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but between this book and Ed Klein’s “Blood Feud,” I can’t wait for the 2016 presidential campaign! How about an entire presidential debate focused solely on the content of these books? It would earn more viewers than The Walking Dead, guaranteed!
h/t Page Six
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