Recently, President Obama had a nice time on a sixteen day vacation to Martha’s Vineyard…Malia kicked some kid at Lollapalooza whatever that is and who cares…Biden is undercover somewhere…seriously-no one knows where…Kerry is stumbling around the Middle East…Jihadi’s are rising from everywhere and Jew haters are speaking out boldly…our Southern border doesn’t hardly exist…and no one even noticed that Vladmir Putin moved a chess piece. Oh…I know he’s playing by himself…but he moved 17 Battalions and 20,000 troops into position on the Ukraine border.
Don’t worry…Barack has everything under control. Don’t second guess him…just don’t. I’m sure Vlad transmitted what he thought America could do with our displeasure to his rebirth of the Russian Empire. I’m sure Obama sent a strongly worded email. I’m sure the UN is furious and ol’ Vlad is shaking in his boots.
Being an evil overlord just isn’t all it used to be. What fun is it if no one even threatens you? Sort of like Darth Vader with no Luke. What fun is it to have a massive Ruskie Commie Empire without America to oppose it? Putin actually looks bored with this. He could drink a fifth of vodka, skip breakfast, and beat Obama at this game. It’s embarrassing for him.
I won’t be surprised to see him invade China next. At least they would put up a fight. What fun is it to fight America with a limp wrist like Obama at the helm? Niet…no fun at all. So while the world burned Obama golfed. When asked, Putin said he’s got his troops massing for a peacekeeping mission. Okay…well sure…that’s good to know because it kinda looked like those troops were ready for war!
I don’t even want Obama to rise up and send in our guys, because he would just get a bunch of awesome men killed for nothing. He has no will to project any strength to the world. His only goal is to be so weak that everyone will love us. With that thinking you can really see that Obama never went to an American High School. He doesn’t know things every sophomore with a pocket protector knows. Being a wuss gets you nowhere.
How often does a strategy of weakness work out? How often does the pussified little golf star get the prom queen compared to the Quarterback? Almost never! I know it’s not right or fair, but it’s true. Strength matters with the prom queen and it matters in world politics.
Putin is a man and he knows it. Obama is a man because he’s old enough to be one…in case you were wondering he just had a birthday too, but he oozes boyhood. He’s impetuous, impertinent, irrational, thin-skinned, immature, lazy, and whipped. Yes, I mean whipped…as in afraid of his wife. That type of person does not project strength. Therefore, the evil empire has arisen from the ashes of communism and is now poised to invade at will and where are we?
Golfing and vacationing and fundraising…and complaining about haters.
We might as well all go golfing, because we are like the Jedi’s going into exile leaving the world to the dark side. Putin and the other megalomaniacs can do what they want. Have fun fighting over the world, because we’re out. Catch you later…in Return of the Jedi.
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