The Naked Truth: San Francisco Hosts a Job Fair…for Strippers

Imagine these resumes

Apparently, San Francisco is among the few cities in the United States where unemployment is on the decline. While that’s generally seen as a positive development, it can also spell trouble for certain industries when everyone appears to already have a job. Like, you know, the exotic dancing field.

That’s right; there would appear to be a stripper shortage in good ole’ San Fran. That’s why some forward-thinking club owners decided to pool their resources and host what appears to be the first “Stripper Job Fair,” in an attempt to recruit new entertainers to their classy business establishments.

Clearly, Mike Sugarman of KPIX was having a bit too much fun during his report from the super special career fair, but this is a very serious issue. Imagine walking into a strip club, only to discover that there aren’t any strippers inside. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and the last thing we’d want to see is San Francisco’s own Nancy Pelosi having to moonlight as a fill-in dancer. Oh, the humanity! For the love of God, let this stripper scarcity end soon…


Matt Fox

Senior Editor

Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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