Get ready, reality TV fans…because “Sex Box” is coming!
I know you might have a hard time figuring out what a television show called “Sex Box” could possibly be about, so let me break it down for you:
People have sex…in a box.
Afterwards, they come out of the box and talk about the sex.
It’s a groundbreaking concept, indeed. I was wondering what type of reality programming could possibly top VH-1’s “Dating Naked,” and I’m so relieved that I finally have my answer.
If this sounds to you like a step above porn, shame on you. Because apparently, “Sex Box” will feature a panel of “experts” who will discuss what they believe is happening inside the box while the sex is occurring. It will be purely clinical conversation, I’m sure.
“Sex Box” will air on something called the WE tv network in 2015, which I can say with absolute certainty that I’ve never seen before. Apparently, it’s a cable channel owned by AMC.
We tv’s president couldn’t possibly be more excited about “Sex Box”:
“Sex Box is one of the most unique and compelling show concepts we’ve ever seen, and we can’t wait to bring it to WE tv. Our featured couples will get a once-in-a-lifetime experience, while our viewers will get the kind of bold, break-through-the-clutter programming they increasingly associate with WE tv.”
“Break-through-the-clutter programming,” eh? More like break-through-the-illusion-of-self-respect.
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