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John Kerry Would Rather Have all of His Teeth Ripped Out Than Admit This is a “War”

Man, I’ve seen babies with soiled diapers who don’t squirm this much.

Secretary of State John Kerry was up on Capitol Hill today for a second dose of questioning over the Obama administration’s ISIS strategy…and I’d hazard to say his performance was even worse this time around.

Asked straight up — for at least the third time — whether the United States is “at war” with ISIS, he still refused to provide a solid answer.

You know, a lot people are debating this idea of ‘what do you call it? Do you call it “war”? Don’t you call it “war”?’ It’s not a war like Iraq … it’s not that kind of war. But if you care about what you call it, it is a war similar to what we did with al Qaeda and terror, and sure. What I care about is not what we call it … if you’re more comfortable calling it a war against this enemy of Islam, then please do so.”

Actually, no, Ketchup Man. We don’t want to refer to this as a “war against this enemy of Islam.” How about simply a war against Islam? Or, more specifically, RADICAL Islam?

It’s telling that when Secretary Frankenstein finally agreed that this MIGHT be described as a “war,” he made sure to indicate that it would be a war against Islam’s enemies. Would that then make this a war against ourselves? Now I’m totally confused. But in the words of Kerry’s predecessor, what difference at this point does it make?

Matt Fox

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Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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