It’s a sad time in American history to have to break such heart-wrenching news. Whether you’re a fan of Bozo, Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, this will surely affect you deeply.

Young clown students are no longer reaching out for jobs, and as existing clowns are getting older, it’s creating a dangerous shortage of clowns in America.

As much as I’d like to blame Obama’s economy for this, I have to admit that his administration has actually provided the country with more clowns than I’ve ever seen in my lifetime, so it’s difficult to fault him.

Here’s how the treacherous situation is affecting Cleveland: