Are You a Hairless Hipster With Some Extra Bucks? Try a Facial Hair Transplant

Never have a bad hair day again...on your face, that is.

02.27.2014 | Matt Fox |

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Well, here’s a trend that has no business existing. It appears that hair transplants are no longer being thought of as exclusively for the George Costanzas and Joe Bidens of the world.

That’s right; listen up, Peach Fuzz! Now, facial hair transplants are making their way into hipster culture, as young males who can’t seem to grow a goatee or ‘stache of their own are turning to expensive surgeries to get the job done. According to a literally hair-raising exposé in The New York Post:

“The hair-raising trend is also popular with female-to-male transgenders, Hasidic Jews, and guys who simply aren’t very hairy, doctors said.”

So, hair you have it, baby faces. Are you ready to fork over nearly $9 grand to look a bit more like Robert Downey, Jr.? Or do these morons need to work a bit harder on developing their manhood in other areas? Sound off below.

Matt Fox

Senior Editor

Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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