Meet Tink Nathan. Apart from having one of the greatest first names in the history of first names, he hopes to be elected as the state representative of Texas’ District 53.

“That meat goes to waste. Why not utilize it?” posits the 72-year old candidate.

Surprisingly, studies indicate that Mr. Nathan is currently the only candidate campaigning on the issue, but don’t be surprised if it finds its way into a debate at some point down the line. As Tink points out, eating roadkill is legal in other states already.

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