Tired of Romancing Your Girl? Let BroApp Do it For You!

This nifty tech innovation will take care of your woman, so you can spend more time with The Bros.

02.28.2014 | Matt Fox |

Are you tired of wasting endless hours sending mandatory sappy messages to your significant other? Well then, let this Bro handle it. BroApp is currently for Android only, but expect to see a lot more of it soon. This amazing innovation removes all of the irritating minutes spent…well, thinking…from your relationship, so you can bank that time and focus on what’s really important: drinking with the boys instead. Let the BroApp be your virtual stand-in. A digital wing-man of sorts.

According to CNET:

BroApp’s instructions are so simple that a Neanderthal man can understand them: “Select your girlfriend’s number, add some sweet messages, and set the time of day when you want those messages sent. BroApp takes care of the rest.”

BroApp comes loaded with some ingenious features, such as a Wi-Fi detector that makes sure the app never accidentally sends your girl a text when you happen to already be with her at her home. There’s also a special “Contact Detector”, which makes sure BroApp texts don’t interfere with actual texts you may really want to send to your lover…for whatever reason.

So…BroApp! Is it a hit? Your thoughts below, Bros.

Matt Fox

Senior Editor

Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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