Oh, Joe, Joe, Joe…what do you know? Not much.

We’re far past the whole “you can’t write this stuff” observation when it comes to VP Joey B. Suffice to say, this video would reek of desperation even if the woman was American, given how hard he’s trying to sell her that old lemon of a car called ObamaCare. But, of course, she’s not. It really looks to me like Plugs Man is just bothering the poor girl, but she’s too polite to tell him to buzz off. I mean, she was sitting outside a pancake restaurant, for God’s sake. And why must Biden have to put his hands on everyone? Oh, that’s right…it’s just what creepy uncles always do.