• This is CNN: Missing Malaysian Flight 370 Sucked by Black Hole



    CNN’s Don Lemon has been all over the map speculating the fate of missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370. Last week he wondered if the plane’s disappearance was “supernatural”. But on his CNN show Wednesday night, Lemon took another small step toward insanity when he asked a group of panelists about the possibility that a black hole was responsible for Flight 370’s disappearance.

    Mary Schiavo, a former Inspector General for the U.S. Department of Transportation, said, “A small black hole would suck in our entire universe, so we know it’s not that.”

    Another theory floating around DailySurge HQ is the possibility that time traveling dragons feasted on the plane and were gone just as soon as they had come.

    There’s also the possibility that Lemon was a guest at one of these weddings.

    Jerome Hudson

    Managing Editor

    Jerome Hudson has written for numerous national outlets, including The Hill, National Review, and The Atlanta Journal-Constitution and was recognized as one of Florida’s emerging stars, having been included in the list “25 Under 30: Florida’s Rising Young Political Class.” Hudson is a Savannah, Ga. native who currently resides in Florida.

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