Behold the 14 second viral video that’s raising the roof in Cairo and beyond. “Shut up your mouth”–er, “shut up your MOUSE”–well, it doesn’t really matter what the woman is saying. The important thing is that she’s dissing the Hades out of the guy who promised he’d fix the earth. And somehow, over the course of two weeks, this woman has become the “David After Dentist” of the Muslim world, thanks in part to great remixes like this:

Now THAT was tight. I was actually waving a glow-stick around while listening to it at my desk. By the way, how’s that Arab Spring working out for you, Barack? Oh, that’s right–maybe you shouldn’t have been messing around with that whole Mubarak/Morsi thing in the first place. I’m pretty sure that’s what this woman was getting at when she referred to you as a “donkey” (translated) in the original video.

Politics aside, Mouse Woman is an instant hit! With hundreds of thousands of worldwide views, the Egyptians may love her more than “Charlie Bit My Finger” and Tay Zonday combined! I mean, check out the merchandising already:

Personally, I’ve ordered several of the mouse-pads.  Now it’s time to open YOUR mouse, click below, and comment.