According to Piers, he’s not “anti-American,” but rather, he’s “pro-American” because he wants to keep as many of us alive as possible. What a deeply generous thought. I’m so glad Morgan the Magnificent is looking out for me and you.
What’s truly pathetic is that after all has been said and done, the man still doesn’t understand that rants like this are the exact reason that he failed so miserably in primetime. Though, I suppose you could argue that his sheer arrogance and lack of a charming personality would have contributed to his crash-and-burn even without the anti-Second Amendment diatribes. Still, there’s no reason for me to kick the man when he’s down. I mean, Chelsea Handler already did a perfect job of that already:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7E1tMRu7C4
Hopefully, the job won’t be handed to “Botox Bob” Costas next and his disgusting pink eyes. Can we just bring Larry King back now and forget this terrible experiment ever happened?
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