• Joe Biden Has a Planet Named After Him…and It’s Not “Planet Idiot”

    A newly discovered "dwarf planet" has been named Biden

    To quote our Vice President, “This is a big f***ing deal,” man!

    Indeed it is, as a newly discovered “dwarf planet” (basically, a planet-like object) has been nicknamed “Biden.” Its official designation is actually 2012 VP-113, but astronomers much prefer to call it “Biden.” And given the track record of our goofy “Uncle Joe,” who wouldn’t?

    According to USA Today, “Scientists hope that “Biden” can provide new clues about how the solar system was formed.” I guess Planet Biden is no longer just a state of mind.

    No word yet on whether the new planet is as crazy as the things that spew forth from the real Biden’s mouth, or whether its terrain was formed from the remains of gigantic hair plugs. But “God love ya!” Perhaps someday we can send our Biden up there on a one-way trip to visit his namesake.

    Matt Fox

    Senior Editor

    Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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