MSNBC’s Joy Reid: Voter Fraud More Rare Than Alien Abduction

03.25.2014 | Tony M |

http://youtu.be/z0oQsYwUfzQ

On her MSNBC show yesterday Joy Reid said “There are a lot of studies that show, literally, you’re more likely to be beamed up into a UFO or struck by lightning than find in-person voter fraud.”

While I find it surprising that an ‘investigative journalist’ has never witnessed voter fraud, I must admit to feeling sorry for her. Clearly based on her telling, she has been abducted by aliens.

I hope the space people were nice to Joy when they beamed her up.

Of course, this sheds new light on the liberal mind. As they say, a conservative is a liberal who’s been mugged. It would appear a liberal is a conservative who has been abducted by aliens.

I feel that as a conservative, I will be more compassionate towards liberal voters from here on out. After all, being probed by aliens seems much less pleasant than probing reality to learn about voter fraud.

(h/t Mediaite)