Obama Becomes the Unwitting Face of Black-Market Viagra in Pakistan

No Bill Clinton edition?

03.05.2014 | News | Matt Fox |

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Contraband Viagra is flowing freely in northern Pakistan…and now, it comes packaged complete with Obama’s mug on it! When you buy a tin can of the blue sex-pill over there, you’ll get a special unexpected treat: an image of Barry Hussein sporting a tux and gun, ala James Bond!

I’m not quite sure what the ultimate parallel between Barack and the love-drug is, given the fact that he’s the limpest president in my lifetime. But, I suppose he’s just earning his due for being erected…er, elected twice.

Still, I’m sure there’s a certain former Commander-in-Chief from the 90’s who’s wondering if they’ll consider his visage next…

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