This Sushi-Eating, Cigarette-Smoking, Guitar-Playing Welfare Recipient Surfer Is Way Cooler Than You

Why get a job when you can collect free food stamps?

03.20.2014 | News | Matt Fox |

Well, here’s a guy that will have you questioning all of your life’s priorities in a matter of minutes. He’s Jason Greenslate, a 29-year old wannabe rock star from San Diego who frequents strip clubs, likes to eat lobster and smoke e-cigs…oh yeah, and he does it all on the government dole.

Jason is completely unapologetic when it comes to his welfare lifestyle, and in a strange way, it makes him just as lovable as Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. He has no interest in getting a job…but then again, why would he want one when he can scoop up a bunch of free taxpayer money and health care that you’re helping provide him with?

Side note: notice any resemblance?

“I want to thank the United States of America” indeed. Sound off below on Jason, Jay, or like, whatever, man…Snoogins.

Matt Fox

Senior Editor

Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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