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  • Barbara Boxer’s War on Men?

    04.09.2014 | |

    In the nation’s capital, spring has sprung like a leak in a life raft, cold and wet.  The Cherry Blossoms’ union has filed a grievance with management over the extremely late wake-up call.  Vincent Gray, DC’s mayor, lost the Democratic primary, solidifying his arc from fame to lame.  The Fundamental-Transformation-of-America accelerator remains pressed to the metal under Barack Obama’s golf shoe.

    One possible ray of sunshine in all this tumult was Senator Barbara Boxer’s comment regarding the Hobby Lobby court case in which she seemed to endorse the idea of employers paying for their workers’ Viagra and “other things for men,” as she put it.

    Something about the words “other things for men” caught my attention.

    Wanting to hear more, I headed up to Capitol Hill to see if Senator Boxer could be counted on to force my employer, Daily Surge, to pay for my Viagra.  I also wanted to compare notes and see what was on her list of “other things for men.”

    Sadly, as the video above shows, my hopes were crushed when Senator Boxer took off running after I solicited her help.

    I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt: She must be training for a marathon.

    Still, I would like to know what those “other things for men” are?


    Robb the 60-year-old Intern

    Robb became an intern with Daily Surge following an abrupt conclusion to his work as a consultant with the Applied Consensual Dynamics Consortium (ACDC). When he's not busy raiding the office refrigerator, Robb works on his play, "The Other Side Of Metaphysical Certainty"and maintains the ping-pong table.

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