And while all of this is happening, Barack is busy taking selfies. SELFIES!
Earlier this week Red Sox star David Ortiz took a selfie with Obama after he welcomed the championship team to the White House to celebrate its World Series win. The Ortiz/Obama selfie has since drawn deserved condemnation after it was revealed that the stunt had been planned by cellphone manufacturer Samsung as a tool to market its products.
But I suppose that’s fitting, considering that Barack Obama has reduced himself to a tool and the office of the president to a perpetual punchline.
On the bright side, there’s only 948 days until the impediment to real American advancement is gone for good.
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