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  • Obama Needs Samuel L. Jackson “Diplomacy”

    04.26.2014 | |

    Obama is a wimp. Even the Democrats know it. David Brooks, a NY Times quasi-liberal columnist,  just came out and admitted it saying that Obama has a “Manhood Problem.” Ouch! Couple that with the “Mom Jeans Incident” the “Bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia Incident” the “I Will Transmit this to Vladimir Incident” the “Iranian Nuclear Program Saga” the “Ukrainian Saga” and many more, it’s just hard to deny. He’s weak. Really weak and no one is afraid of him.

    Do we need people to fear our President? That’s debatable, I guess, but Carter was a pussy too and no one even remembers him other than as an example of what not to do. The very minute Reagan was sworn in the American hostages in Iran were released. Why? Because the Iranians knew crazy Ronnie was going to come over there and mess them up or they at least feared he would. Some machismo is needed to convincingly lead the entire world. It takes some sand to bluff people. Obama is not convincing as a tough guy. Yeah, he looked anxiously on as our Seals killed Osama bin Laden, but the constant bragging about how he killed OBL actually made him look small.

    You know an idea is permeating society when it comes out on Saturday Night Live. Liam Neeson recently guest hosted and they did a skit mocking Obama’s lack of moxie. They suggested Obama should do a PR video to project some semblance of strength–embarrassing.

    What would the odds be in Vegas if we sent Obama into a cage with Putin, Netanyahu, Kim Jong-un, and Angela Merkel? Putin, a former KGB spy who would dispose of your body and take a shot of vodka while texting a picture of it to his buddies and chuckling. Forget about it, nyet. Netanyahu spent his youth as a Jew in the Middle East fighting enemies constantly. Done, no chance. Angela Merkel, a German chick with an attitude. Lights out, she doesn’t even wear “Mom Jeans”. So the chubby boy from North Korea would be Obama’s only hope.

    Could Obama take little Kimmie the Commie? I don’t know…Kim Jong-un eliminated his uncle and anyone who was a threat and didn’t even pause the video game he was playing. He is cold hearted and he has some weight on Obama. Again, Kim wins. I would pay to see Netanyahu and Putin in a cage though. That would be sporting!

    Obama might be able to beat some world leaders at golf. We all know he’s had enough practice the last few years. Maybe he should take some testosterone pills or something. Maybe try a triple dose of Viagra? Throw away the man-purse and buy some cowboy boots. Then tell Michelle to lump it, have a cheese-burger, and start smoking (openly) again. How about fire John Kerry immediately and replace him with Samuel L. Jackson. Have Samuel grow the Pulp Fiction Afro back and add the Avengers eye patch. Issue a statement that Sam the Man is large and in charge of all foreign relations. Within 24 hours, you’d see the enemies of America fall right into line.

    But the way it is now, we’re screwed.


    S.C. Sherman

    Senior Editor

    Steve Sherman is an author, popular radio commentator, and former Iowa House candidate. His articles have appeared nationally in both print and online for Townhall, Human Events, Clash Daily, Washington Times, Washington Examiner, Red Alert Politics, Forbes, NRATV and others. All of his novels including his most recent tome, Lone Wolf Canyon, a modern day western that infuriates the left and all "Snowflakes," are available here.

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