• Rolling Stone Idiots Get An F In American History

    Dear Rolling Stone editors,

    There’s one problem with your latest cover:

    John Hancock did not sign the Constitution. He signed the Declaration of Independence. I know, history is hard, but perhaps you should have some adults take a second look before going to press.

    Possible excuses Jann Wenner and boys will use to cover their buffoonery:

    1.  “We were being ironic” (whatever the hell that means)

    2. “This was a subtle test to see who would spot it first.” Answer: the grown ups.

    3.  “It’s artistic license,” (which means, artists get a pass on stupidity)

    Hunter Thompson’s ghost just sent word that you are all too ignorant to live and should go back to your mother’s basements where you belong.

    Steve Eubanks

    Steve Eubanks is a New York Times best selling author and award winning sportswriter. A former PGA golf professional, he lives in Georgia with his wife and family. His latest book is called ALL AMERICAN: Two Young Men, the 2001 Army-Navy Game and the War They Fought in Iraq.

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