Sebelius Botches Her Farewell Speech

04.11.2014 | News | Jerome Hudson |

Departing Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, the women responsible for the terribly botched rollout of healthcare.gov, has resigned today.

In a fitting display of irony, Sebelius stopped awkwardly in the middle of her remarks Friday and revealed that she was missing a page in her farewell speech.

“Unfortunately, a page is missing,” she said, as the audience laughed at her. “So I’m just grateful for having had this wonderful opportunity,” Sebelius continued.

Oh, my God, Sebelius actually bungled her FAREWELL SPEECH. This Administration is truly beyond parody.

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) April 11, 2014

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Jerome Hudson has written for numerous national outlets, including The Hill, National Review, and The Atlanta Journal-Constitution and was recognized as one of Florida’s emerging stars, having been included in the list “25 Under 30: Florida’s Rising Young Political Class.” Hudson is a Savannah, Ga. native who currently resides in Florida.

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