Harry Reid’s Latest Tantrum: Republicans Are “Greased Pigs”

But can you stay awake long enough to hear the analogy?

05.07.2014 | News | Matt Fox |

Here at Daily Surge, we’ve spent plenty of time deconstructing the utter nuttiness that is Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. We’ve already explained to you why it is that he’s so amped up on Koch: he’s simply a stalker. We’ve brought you all of the salacious details of his childhood in the prostitution town of Searchlight, Nevada. And now, we dutifully present to you Lil’ Rascal Reid’s latest tirade.

The interesting thing about this one is the sheer length of time it takes Hopalong Harry to set up his analogy. Rather than just state at the outset that he believes the GOP are a bunch of greasy pigs, he has to use his time–well, technically, YOUR time as taxpayers–to bore us all with two minutes and thirteen seconds worth of exposition. Apparently, Harry is concerned that some people may not understand the specific depths of what goes on during a greased pig contest, so he simply must belabor the point…as he works his way towards a terrible payoff.

I would imagine Reid went home last night, threw on his Scooby Doo Underoos, and then chuckled himself to sleep as he rejoiced in his own cleverness.

Not since Barack Obama himself has a metaphor about pigs been quite so tired and uninspired.

Matt Fox

Senior Editor

Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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