• Here’s The Tennessee Man Who Tried To Have Sex With An ATM

    This dude has it bad.

    Lonnie Hutton, 49, had a little too much to drink and tried to take out his sexual frustration on a innocent cash dispenser. Hutton tried to make his dirty deposit after he walked into the Boro Bar and Grill, in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.

    Witnesses said Hutton went straight for the ATM, pulled down his pants, and went to work on the machine’s holes.

    When officers arrived, they ordered Hutton to sit on a wooden picnic table and in no time Hutton was humping the bench.

    Hutton, who was slurring his speech and had bloodshot eyes, was charged with public intoxication, according to WKRN.

    Jerome Hudson

    Managing Editor

    Jerome Hudson has written for numerous national outlets, including The Hill, National Review, and The Atlanta Journal-Constitution and was recognized as one of Florida’s emerging stars, having been included in the list “25 Under 30: Florida’s Rising Young Political Class.” Hudson is a Savannah, Ga. native who currently resides in Florida.

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