There isn’t anything factual whatsoever about the previous sentence.

However, here it is, folks! You’ve probably been waiting for this product since…well, never. But a cosmetics company here in the United States is claiming to have developed the first suntan lotion that you can imbibe. That means no more rubbing cream on your back or waiting for it to sink in. Incidentally, it also removes a great pickup opportunity (“would you mind putting some sunscreen on me?”), which I would call a huge black mark AGAINST the idea. But I digress.

Osmosis Skincare says the product, called “Harmonized H20,” can provide sun protection up to Factor 30. Once you drink it, molecules of the product allegedly “vibrate on the skin” in order to cancel out 97% of UVA and UVB rays. The Harmonized website advises users to drink 2ml of the liquid for every four hours spent in the sun. It contains tons of testimonials…but, strangely, no dermatological endorsements.

So, what do you think? Have you always wanted to drink your sunscreen? Or have you been doing that already for years? Your warm and sunny comments are desperately needed below.