Obama Made a Starbucks Run Yesterday Because Of Course

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06.10.2014 | News | Matt Fox |

OMG! OMG GUYS! Obama was at Starbucks yesterday, and he totes had some tea! Why didn’t someone tell me The Bear was loose again?!?

Apparently, Prezzo was supposed to hit up Dunkin Donuts, but he decided pull the old bait & switch on the press, because that’s what he does. At any rate, I was surprised to see Obama going on his tea run with Chief of Staff Denis McDonough. I would have thought Java Joe Biden would have been itching to be Barry’s coffee bean buddy.

There’s never been a better time for a little joke:

Q: What’s the difference between a Starbucks coffee and Barack Obama?

A: Nothing! They both leave you broke and wanting something better.

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Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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