OMG! OMG GUYS! Obama was at Starbucks yesterday, and he totes had some tea! Why didn’t someone tell me The Bear was loose again?!?

Apparently, Prezzo was supposed to hit up Dunkin Donuts, but he decided pull the old bait & switch on the press, because that’s what he does. At any rate, I was surprised to see Obama going on his tea run with Chief of Staff Denis McDonough. I would have thought Java Joe Biden would have been itching to be Barry’s coffee bean buddy.

There’s never been a better time for a little joke:

Q: What’s the difference between a Starbucks coffee and Barack Obama?

A: Nothing! They both leave you broke and wanting something better.