It didn’t take long for the idiots to arrive! It’s only been a few hours since the Supreme Court struck a decisive blow to the Obama administration’s contraceptive mandate in Obamacare (and the Imperial Presidency in general), but the stupid responses have already begun to pour in. Here’s the Top Three.

#3) Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL) fear-mongers that the GOP is trying to use the “long hand of government” to “reach into a woman’s body.” Ewww, Debbie. Gross.

#2) Rep. Nita Lowey (D-NY) — who is extremely concerned for once about a slippery slope — wants to know: Will Jehovah’s Witnesses push for an exemption from blood transfusions next?

…and the NUMBER ONE stupidest reaction? It came from CNN’s resident morning idiot, Carol Costello, who was apparently unaware that there are THREE female justices on the Supreme Court:

Unfortunately, “smart glasses” don’t do much for some dummies.

Thanks, geniuses!