Video of the late night legend hammering Obama, Kerry, and Hillary Clinton recently surfaced on the web.
And as you might expect, Leno didn’t pull any punches.
“As an American I have great respect for the nation of Israel. You won the war in six days. In the US, it takes us six months just to sign up for healthcare.”
“President Obama has proclaimed the month of May as Jewish American Heritage Month, calling it an opportunity to renew our unbreakable bond with the nation of Israel. Oh, and he knows it’s unbreakable because he’s been trying to break it for the last five years.”
“And much like he has with Obamacare,” Leno added,”President Obama has a slogan for the Israeli people: If you like your homeland, you can keep your homeland.”Leno continued to dig into Obamacare saying, “One of the problems with Obamacare in America is they have too many government agencies under the Obamacare umbrella. The other day I got a prostate exam but it was done by a drone.”
On NSA spying, Leno said, “The United Nations said they wanted an American President who would listen to all world leaders. Now you’ve got one.”
Leno also laid into John Kerry and Hillary Clinton. “I’ve been doing my research. According to the Central Bureau of Statistics, here in Israel the most popular boy’s name is Noam. The least popular boy’s name? John Kerry.”
“Here’s something interesting,” Leno quipped, “Hillary Clinton was just given a very prestigious award by the Elton John Foundation. She was voted the future President most likely to look like Elton John.”
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