Remember all those times Charlie Sheen claimed to have cleaned up his act? Yeah, he’s done with that.

After the “winning” implosion that ended his employment on Two and a Half Men, Carlos Estevez took some time to dust himself off, get his sh*t  back together, and return with a new sitcom on FX that looked suspiciously similar to the previous one he’d starred in. He then proceeded to apologize for his past behavior, and admit that perhaps “Sober Valley Lodge” wasn’t quite the most sober place on Earth.

Meanwhile, The Sheeniac has been riding the Mercury surfboard all along, with family squabbles, porn star relationship troubles, and more epic adventures as featured in tabloid headlines. Now, finally, we see The Winner in all of his late night, drunken, tattooed glory…stumbling his way up to the Taco Bell Drive-Thru.

YouTube is a wonderful, gnarly thing. Not only for the gift that is the above video, but because interviews like this will live on for future generations to come:

BUH-BYE.