• Naked Bandits Ransack a Florida Restaurant, Steal Burgers and Bacon



    One never quite knows what goes on in the minds of the many weird criminals of the world, even when they’re baring it all.

    Police are on the hunt for three classy gentlemen who broke into Doc’s Beach House, a beach-side restaurant in Bonita Springs, Florida. On Sunday, they stole a case of hamburgers, bacon, and red bell peppers out of the restaurant’s kitchen…and they did it with barely any clothes on.

    Unbeknownst to them, a camera was recording their every naked move.

    The nude and underwear-clad men fled on foot, and the red peppers were later found along the beach. But to date, they still haven’t been caught.

    Allegations that the men were actually Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, and Eliot Spitzer have, as of this writing, gone unconfirmed.


    Matt Fox

    Senior Editor

    Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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