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  • President Photo-Op Laments the Tragic Loss of His Basketball Skills

    Grief

    07.25.2014 | News | |

    Dearest Daily Surge readers,

    I regret to inform you that tragedy has befallen Washington, D.C..

    Yes, Barack Hussein Obama’s basketball skills are no more.

    Or, at the very least, they’re not what they used to be.

    Please join me in mourning the loss of Barry’s jump shot.

    During a Thursday stop at Canter’s Deli in Los Angeles, the president who’s “not interested in photo ops” made the shocking confession.

    “My shot’s broken…my elbow keeps going out,” revealed a crestfallen Mr. Obama. “I get that chicken wing. I’m just getting old.”

    The surprising and saddening revelation came as the Commander-in-Chief has embarked upon a mini-tour aimed at listening to the stories and struggles of everyday Americans. It would appear that he personally is facing one of the most difficult struggles of all.

    Godspeed, Barack’s B-ball skills. You shall be missed, and will always be remembered during the annual Barack-etology days of March Madness.

    I leave you with a brief look back at those memorable skills that once displayed pure greatness:


    Matt Fox

    Senior Editor

    Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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