Putin’s Punk

President Obama has become the embodiment of weakness. Obama’s frailty invites attack and scorn from our stronger enemies. It’s more than sad that this is true, it’s actually dangerous. I’m starting to think he should just stay on the golf course for the last couple years. Tell the world…Biden has the nuke codes…don’t bother me; I’m working on my sand-wedge! That would keep all the evil dictators of the world jumpy! Reagan and W. both used the…I’m a crazy cowboy thing to their advantage…our current guy has too many pictures floating around the internet of him on a bike with a helmet in mom jeans to bluff anyone. Biden’s the only wild card left…everyone knows he’s certifiable.

Our President has fallen so far into ineptitude they may have to put his picture in the dictionary next to the word. He seems not to notice anything that doesn’t involve a fundraiser. As if nothing is going on in the world in the last couple weeks, BHO has racked up ten more $30K per plate fundraisers and is now packing for 16 days at the Vineyard to unwind. Don’t worry…he has a phone in case anything happens, he will be on it like stink on Harry Reid.

What could go wrong…Perry is sending troops to the Texas border to stem the tidal wave of poor children and huddled masses swimming the Rio Grande like a water ride at Six Flags! Then there’s the war raging in Gaza with our closest ally. The 47 million we just sent to the Hamas terrorists should fix that right up. Oh yeah, didn’t something happen recently in some nowhere place in Eastern Europe? The Ukraine…that’s it…another Malaysian Airplane disappeared like an elephant at a Copperfield event. However, this one apparently, blew into smithereens! Thanks to our old friend, the Ruskie…Vladmir Putin.

Sounds like the perfect time for a vacation. Hey…it’s tough being the Potus with the Mostus, right?

Obama really is pushing Carter out of the top spot for worst president ever. For Vlad it’s not much of a game. Obama’s not really making it fun for him. It’s like playing chess with someone who keeps asking…so what does the horse do again? Putin is an old KGB agent and he looks at Obama like a cat playing with a mouse. It’s not even sporting for Vlad. He’s bored with it really…I can see it in his beady little eyes. Obama is Putin’s Punk.

It started right after Obama took office. Putin stared Obama into submission and he cancelled the missile defense shield we were scheduled to build in Eastern Europe…apparently those shields are pretty cool if you’re being rocketed. Just ask any Israeli in Tel Aviv. Since then, Putin has laughed his way through every meeting he ever had with our Prez. Finally, Obama groveled that after his re-election he’d have more flexibility…more flexibility for what? He’s already proven he can grab his ankles. Transmit that to Vladmir!

Then there’s space…the final frontier. America rocks in space. We went to the moon first. Boom! It’s our flag up there. We had the space shuttles that could go up and down like jet liners. Dang…NASA kicks butt! Well, it used to. Obama cut NASA’s budget so much that the Shuttle program closed down. Who needs it anyway? Our buddy Putin will take us up to the space station if we need to go up for anything. Nothing to worry about there, we can trust Vlad.

With the 45^th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landings America took a moment to reflect with national pride upon our space accomplishments. All of those gains are now fully in the hands of Vladmir Putin. What? How have we fallen this far? I’m sure I’m just a reactionary or racist of some kind. Putin promised he’d give us a ride whenever we want one.

We can kiss going to space goodbye! I’m sure Putin will take good care of the place for us. He’ll probably personally fly a mission to the moon for his next photo-op!