Yesterday, we took a look at the Top 3 Dumbest Reactions by the Left to the Supreme Court’s ruling on the Hobby Lobby case. Today, I present to you a Supercut of all the rest. Well, the most memorable anyway.

In cooperation with Grabien, I’ve compiled a brief look at the narrative from Democrats and their media allies over at MSNBC…a barrage of left-wing talking points that unsurprisingly began even before the SCOTUS decision was officially handed down.

Click the player above, and behold all of the wonderful liberalism that abounds: claims of sexism, echoes of segregation and Apartheid, proclamations of a new front in the “War on Women,” laments of limited access to birth control — is that like Birtherism? — and of course, Debbie Wasserman Schultz fear-mongering that Republicans want to reach inside women’s bodies. Side note: even if that were actually true, I’m pretty sure DNC Debbie would be safe.

Now sit back, relax…and get ready to gouge your eyes and ears out with a tiny golf pencil.