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  • Meet the Man Who Called 911 Because a Stripper Wouldn’t Have Sex With Him

    08.22.2014 | |

    Introducing 53-year old William McDaniel of Butte, Montana. Stop laughing — it’s pronounced “Beaut.” Anyway, Mr. McDaniel had a bit of a rough weekend. Last Saturday, he gave a stripper $350 for a private dance, which the woman eagerly accepted. But when he tried to get her to have sex with him, she refused…and he called the police.

    McDaniel explained to authorities that he had been “ripped off” by the stripper at Sagebrush Sam’s Gentleman’s Club, after the dancer cut their “backroom session” short due to William becoming overly sexually aggressive.

    Unfortunately, Mr. McDaniel’s night didn’t go quite as he may have hoped. He was promptly arrested for soliciting, as authorities undoubtedly detailed for him the difference between strippers and hookers.

    “He felt he was ripped off by the bar,” said Butte-Silver Bow Undersheriff George Skuletich. “He assumed he paid the $350 for sexual acts that didn’t occur.”

    Though William never got his $350 back, he did get the opportunity to pay an additional $550 for bond. Ironically, if he would have stayed in jail just a little bit longer, he probably would have gotten all the sex he’d have needed for the rest of his life.

    In the end, he probably should have listened to the wise words of Chris Rock:

    According to Gawker, “The Smoking Gun points out that the charmingly named Sagebrush Sam’s only had one Yelp review at the time of the incident, a one-star screed that read, ‘This establishment needs a complete makeover. Walls and floor are extremely filthy. Even the stripper pole looked like it was going to break loose from the floor.'”

    h/t Gawker


    Matt Fox

    Senior Editor

    Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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