• Who The (Bleep) Are The Koch Sisters?

    When Harry Reid takes a break from drinking the blood of endangered animals, he’s usually on the veranda enlightening the world of his favorite nemesis, the Koch Brothers. Harry “Skeletor” Reid sounds more like a scorned ex-lover when he talks about the Libertarian dynamic-duo than he does the Majority Leader of the U.S. Senate. But now…the Democratic Party has outdone themselves again…grab yourself a bowl of popcorn because this show…is starting to get weird.

    Ladies and Gentlemen! The Democratic Party Presents…The Koch Sisters!

    They are not related to each other, let alone the Koch Brothers, nor do they even have a political background…but they wear their ovaries on the outside, and are here to let you know that they don’t have billions of dollars – I know you’re shocked – want to increase social security tax – What!? – and think Obamacare is really rad – (drops the mic).

    Backed by the AFL-CIO, these ladies are now the face of the Democratic Party and their messaging of fighting big money in politics and are a part of a massive ad campaign that will target battleground states like Kentucky and Michigan.

    So basically what this means is that the purpose of the Koch Sisters is to fight big money in politics…and they’ll do this by being financed through one of the most powerful union lobbies in the country who are spending millions and millions of dollars to let the American People know…that millionaires and lobbyist are evil.

    Conservatives, I can only assume just popped open a bottle of champagne when they figured it out who they’re up against.

    Cheers ladies!

    Matt Schuck

    Staff Writer

    Matt Schuck is a staff writer for Daily Surge. He's a DC native who got his start in broadcasting doing stints at the legendary radio station DC101 and Hot 99.5, before being recruited by the Heritage Foundation to launch their first ever radio program. Matt has worked with SiriusXM, Phil Hendrie (Team America, Futurama), and as an executive producer for the John Fredericks Show.

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