This Guy May Be The Most Awesome U.S. Senator, And It Has NOTHING To Do With His Politics

Bill @#$!%!& Nelson!

09.27.2014 | Matt Schuck |

I don’t care who this guy is or what his politics are, but Bill Nelson, the U.S. Senator from Florida, is my new favorite politician…and here’s why you should love him too.

He’s been to space, and you haven’t. Along with that amazing haircut which I believe he copyrighted circa 1975, Sen. Bill Nelson was the first sitting member of Congress to venture into space.

He’s super pissed off at the President. In 2010, Barry O cancelled NASA’s Constellation program, Mr. Nelson did not take the news kindly and stated that the President has “starved” space exploration funding for years…

Just look how happy he is with his Conservative colleague! Bi-partisanship in ‘da house…and by house I mean Senate.

He’s a total babe-magnet to the retired cougars of Florida. Look at that smile, and pearly white dentures…How can you not love this guy?

Sen. Bill Nelson wears gold ties better than Donald Trump…Absolutely Dashing!

This is right before he beat Barry in an arm wrestling contest…true story.

Here’s looking at you kid!

As a conservative from Maryland who grew up in a sea of liberals…I’m actually jealous that Florida has Rubio and Nelson.

Matt Schuck

Staff Writer

Matt Schuck is a staff writer for Daily Surge. He's a DC native who got his start in broadcasting doing stints at the legendary radio station DC101 and Hot 99.5, before being recruited by the Heritage Foundation to launch their first ever radio program. Matt has worked with SiriusXM, Phil Hendrie (Team America, Futurama), and as an executive producer for the John Fredericks Show.

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