It seems to me that the conspiracy theories surrounding chemtrails have gotten so involved that they may have finally surpassed Bigfoot as the typical conspiracy theorist’s favorite subject. Wikipedia describes the overall idea as a belief that “long-lasting trails left in the sky by high-flying aircraft are chemical or biological agents deliberately sprayed for sinister purposes undisclosed to the general public.” When you dig deep down into the theories, they’re actually about as fun to listen to as hearing from someone who believes in the Loch Ness Monster. You probably won’t take it too seriously, but you’ll enjoy the tales a few inventive brains can spin, from theories about mind and population control to claims of federal testing of chemical medicine on a mass scale. All that’s important is we’re being sprayed…with something. Or nothing at all. But don’t tell that to a true believer.
Well this weekend, activists in dozens of cities around the world are gearing up to participate in The Global March Against Chemtrails and Geoengineering. It will remain to be seen whether this one turns out to be as successful as the People’s Climate March, but I’m sure it will at the very least draw out some truly intelligent creatures.Their motive? To stop the “high altitude aerosol spraying” that’s purportedly causing an ecocide. How they plan on actually stopping it, however, isn’t clear in the least. Then again, it’s not like the Climate Marchers have any real answers either. After all, what fun is a protest if you have to actually come up with a solution?
I suppose the typical global warming activist would probably be upset with me for equating the climate change movement with the chemtrails people. But isn’t that like confusing a plushie with a furry? It’s a distinction without a difference.
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