• Great News: Creepy Clowns Are Cropping Up All Across America

    For the past year or so here at Daily Surge, I’ve been on the clown beat. Believe me, it’s not a place you want to be. It all began back in February when we learned that a dangerous clown shortage is threatening America, proving that the state of our economy can have a devastating impact on even the rarest of professions. That was followed in March by the Staten Island Clown who randomly began popping up and frightening New Yorkers. Then, of course, there was the scariest prank of all time, in which a clown actually murdered people — or at least pretended to — in front of unsuspecting passersby.

    But if you were hoping all of that would ultimately result in less clowning around, you thought wrong. Because according to the above news report which was filed just in time for Halloween, creepy clowns are spreading across the nation faster than Ebola…and most people aren’t pleased about it.

    This is unfortunately the darker side of social media, assuming a “light side” actually exists. Clowns are clearly attempting to one-up each other from the east coast to the west coast, and it doesn’t look like they’re slowing down anytime soon. With sightings being reported from Bakersfield, California to Albuquerque, New Mexico to the Five Boroughs of New York City, it would appear that clowns are here to stay.

    Will clown critics ever be able to put an end to the madness? Well, that’s a clown question, bro.

    Matt Fox

    Senior Editor

    Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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