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  • The Taliban Reality Show: Here’s Your Proof That Terrorists Are True Morons

    10.24.2014 | |

    A video posted by Independent Journal Review gives us a rare glimpse into the evil — and stupid — lives of Taliban fighters.

    My first thought upon viewing this was “what kind of a**hole embeds himself with terrorists for a TV documentary? Whoever it is should be helping us blow these bastards to smithereens.” My second thought upon viewing this was “what a bunch of idiots.”

    In the clip, we see the terrorists attempt to attack an International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) convoy. The only problem? They miss the intended target completely. And soon, their mistakes become dumb and dumber, as they argue with one another like they’re starring in a Three Stooges episode. After the first ambush fails, the Taliban nincompoops try to detonate an IED under a police jeep. And then…the detonator doesn’t go off. Next, they try a rocket-propelled grenade…but that too does not work.

    “If anyone trusts you to make a mine, they’re a fool!” complains one terrorist.

    “Screw the mines!” bickers another.

    “I told you not to shoot until I moved the kids!” argues a third.

    “Why are you saying I broke the remote? You’re the instructor. I pressed it. It doesn’t work,” one whines.

    “Is it D?” asks yet another Taliban simpleton.

    Then, after pressing “D,” there’s a giant explosion like something out of a Wile E. Coyote cartoon.

    Hilarious stuff. Hey, maybe these guys could work for the Obama administration!

    **Major h/t to IJReview for the amazing footage!**


    Matt Fox

    Senior Editor

    Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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