Want to Watch Nancy Pelosi Eat “Big Gay Ice Cream” for Breakfast?

Don’t worry, folks. There’s no need to thank me for delivering one of the greatest headlines in Daily Surge history. What we have here is the self-proclaimed Dark Chocoholic herself, Nancy Pelosi, taste-testing an array of ice cream flavors along with Mark Halperin. She appears to be more knowledgeable about sweets than she is about…well, anything. I wonder if “Grandma Mimi” feeds her grandkids ice cream for breakfast on a regular basis, or if this is merely her own obsession. At any rate, you probably won’t want to eat at all after viewing this.

Incidentally, she didn’t care for the Big Gay Ice Cream brand, which is kind of shocking when you think about it. Feel free to watch the video multiple times to try and determine whether the ice cream melts faster than Pelosi’s face does.

The segment was filmed for Halperin’s new Bloomberg TV show with his frequent BFF, John Heilemann. It’s called With All Due Respect, and the mini-meal with Nancy wasn’t the only offbeat escapade with a politician that Halperin partook in.

Behold Mark’s bicycle ride with Ohio Senator Rob Portman:

Wow, this show is clearly going to be filled to the brim with things I never wanted to see.

Sorry Halperin, but when you’re so much of a news junkie that you dream of participating in leisure activities with lawmakers, you might want to get your head checked. Now we finally see the true brain damage that too many hours spent sitting at the Morning Joe round table can cause…