• White House Intruders, Ebola Breach, And Plastic Bag Ban In California

    Apparently it is easier to get into the White House than Costco. Easy to be a deadly virus and slip past hospital staff. A synch to be a woman slapping NFL player, but not so easy is the life of a plastic bag in the Golden State.

    How did Americans become so inept? The Secret Service is one of the most important jobs. The President and the country’s safety are at risk. A man with a gun got on an elevator with the President and started snapping selfies! How did slackers at a Dallas hospital release a man from Liberia with a virus who was bleeding from his eyeballs?

    C’mon, tell me what is going on? We have FBI Director, James Comey saying we will allow people who fought with ISIS back into the United States. We’ll just keep an eye on you…like the southern border, like Ebola and like all terrorists. Just remember we won’t hurt your feelings while we are watching you. However, if you are a plastic bag, there is a new ban in California that may blow you straight into Texas. I’m telling you priorities are upside down in the world today.

    This is exactly what ludicrous liberal thinking gives us. We place people that are not qualified into important positions; we endanger ourselves with political correctness. After all, we don’t want to offend a terrorist. They might cut our heads off twice. People, please pull your heads out of the sand. It is time for a change.

    Sutton Porter

    Sutton Porter

    Sutton Porter is a political satirist/standup comic, performing with Evan Sayet's Night of Conservative Comedy. She's a commentator on radio and TV and she is also a television producer on The Rick Amato Show. Sutton also serves as a Delegate for the GOP CA.

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